She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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