Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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