Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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