so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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