at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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