Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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