There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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