brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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