Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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