Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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