I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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