can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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