Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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