He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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