Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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