Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wish I only lived at night.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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