you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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