We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I love having hate sex.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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