Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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