I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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