i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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