And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
smell my finger.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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