Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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