well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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