Pregnant stripper...not hot.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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