Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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