you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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