By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Come see our sink grown plant.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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