I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
