i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my mouth tastes like poor choices
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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