i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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