Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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