This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
don't judge my taste in strippers
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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