And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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