her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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