i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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