yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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