Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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