I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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