do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
