Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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