your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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