They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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