There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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