? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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