don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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