i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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