Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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