I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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