week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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