So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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