i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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