WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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