I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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