I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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