Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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